Friday, December 21, 2012

The Inappropriate Homeschooler's Guide to Cooking Christmas Dinner

Follow This Guide at Your Own Risk



What Did You Expect?


Step 1: Go buy a turkey (or whatever meat your desire to cook)


Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven 


Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turk the bastey 


Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer

Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick


Step 14: Turk the carvey 


Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch 


Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out


Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays – whichever you prefer!

~Mari B.

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